scissors and spackle

Isn't it brilliant when you find out about a thing before anyone else? A movie, a band, a book? When you get to be the smug bastard saying, "Yeah, of course I was there right at the start, just me, three men and a dog"? You're not one of these Johnny-come-latelys, that's for damn sure! You're a trendsetter, a trailblazer! A gosh-darned pioneer! And that's exactly why, in 2 days time, on September 23rd, you need to be here:

scissors and spackle 

for the inaugural issue (Equinox 01) of supercool new litmag scissors and spackle. I speak as one totally unbiased, of course. It's not as if my 2000-word story YOU NEED TO DO A BETTER JOB is being published in it or anything. Nope. No sir. I'm just a concerned citizen who wants to make sure you get your daily serving of hot, fresh, quality literature.

And - bonus! - if you're in the States (and, via the magic of Paypal, even if you're not), you get to buy the shiny new print edition too! Lit-bonanza! Just click here:

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or, if you are lucky enough to be a Portlandian, visit lovely Powell's, home of bookish awesomeness. Om nom nom.